Thee vs. a Summer Day
Thy name
Thy age
Thy complexion
Consensus amongst thy peers is
Thy temperature °F
the darling buds of may Shake Don't shake
# Eye(s) currently looking at thee
Sonnet 18: Shall I compare thee to a summer's day? by William Shakespeare ported to ActionScript 2.0 by Satori Canton modified for PHP by lithium_doll
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FAQ (I'm as surprised as you)
How is this an accurate comparison?
In every way save the ones of accuracy or, indeed, comparison. But, chances are, you are lovelier than a summer day. For a start, you probably represent minimal risk of bees, sudden tourists or skin damage to those near you.

Where does 58.37°F come from?
It's the (rounded up) global average 'summer' temperature. It should really be based on the average for the city, or at least country, of subject 'thee'. For the chances of this, see question 1.

Where does 1 141 750 000 000 years come from?
The rough age of the Earth, divided by 12 months, times 3 months. Mmmm, tastes like ratios.